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Simply the BEST description of a DB Admin Ever!


Permalink 09:30:12 pm, by Jet-Screamer Email , 126 words   English (US)
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Simply the BEST description of a DB Admin Ever!

I did not write this but came across it from a friend of a work colleague and it's spot-on and hilarious. Please enjoy:

"I'm highly skeptical of all DB Admins; this is an artificial position some evil genius created, because the unspoken bizarre premise is "people who program computers to talk to databases and design database structures are incapable of understanding databases, so we need someone incapable of programming computers to control the database. They'll be smart enough to know their inadequacy so their insecurity will manifest itself in a cocktail of attitude and stubbornness that will bottleneck the productivity of any project using databases, aka all of them, so while we're fucking this up hell let's pay them too much."


I love it!

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